So. Simultaneous thoughts with the wife. Let’s forget all of this theoretical crap and try to make something work.

Yesterday I called out to the missus about buying OJ exactly simultaneous to her writing the same thing on her shopping list in the room next door. Doesn’t sound very significant. But we hadn’t discussed it before, so what are the odds?

Anyway, the problem is that word simultaneous. Does that mean I was transmitting to her, or her to me. Was she receiving from me, or I from her. No way to tell as it was apparently at the exact same time. Even she thought it was spooky.

Now I guess the way ahead is for me to make efforts to project specific ideas into her mind. But attempting thought control of the missus sounds a little way out there even for me. Certainly unethical. But simple to do. I guess I can go about it without her even knowing what’s going on, so what’s the issue? Especially if, as seems likely, it doesn’t work. I can try it for a week and then if no joy, maybe assume that in fact it was me picking up from her. Then try something else.

But what to try and project? An image? It has to be sufficiently random that she wouldn’t mention it by chance. But not so far out there that it is a thought which if implanted she would immediately reject as not worth verbalising.

After several days pontificating I’ve got it. Apples. While neither of us would normally buy apples it is not way out there or beyond the limits of reason for us to think about. However, it is far enough out there that the likelihood of us both thinking of it at the same time are slim to none. Unless I can put the thought in place.

It has to be admitted that I have a relatively strong mind (IQ 145 at one point) and hers is relatively weak . Therefore, combined with 40 years of being on each others wavelength she may be more susceptible than most to having a thought implanted. Unless of course, it turns out that you need a high level of IQ to pick up a signal in which case I would be the better receptor. But with no one available to send me messages other than myself, it’s probably better that I attempt method 1 first and try and put a thought in her mind. Lets try Apples.

Then later I will try the reverse.

Here we go then:

A week on and no response to Apples. Haven’t been pushing too hard to be honest. However, another coincidence. I told missus that today felt like being in Norway. She was amazed because she had just been polishing a plate we purchased in Norway and wishing that we were there.

Coincidence?? Likely. But if not, it does mean that the projection came from her to me as she was distinctly having the thought prior to myself.

 May 22nd 2022. Without getting too carried away here, Apples have just appeared in the fruit bowl. Only she could have bought them. Neither of us eat Apples. This is about three weeks after I started pushing the thought so it could easily be coincidence. But maybe just a chink of light??

I will start pushing something else. I have decided on a whole pineapple. I don’t recall her ever buying one of these. Maybe twice in 40 years? And to most this would seem like a comedy sketch, but if she buys one, I might begin to go ballistic.

Two months on, still no pineapples, but then I haven’t been trying very hard. Must try harder.